Looking on the brighter side

• At least I was wedged into the window instead of sitting between the two people that needed seat belt extenders
• At least the crying child was a few rows back instead of right behind me
• At least said child was only crying for half the flight instead of the whole flight
• At least the flight was only two hours
• Most importantly, at least I made it home safe and don't have to fly out until the latter half of next week.